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http://vidrus.ispvds.com/ RuddyStarBoss
no 2009-07-03 12:43:22
Áëèí ðæóíåìàãó

 ìàãàçèíå:
- Ñêàæèòå, ýòà êîôòî÷êÆàðêèé ëåòíèé äåíü, ñåðåäèíà 19-îãî âåêà. . . Íà áåðåãó ïðóäà â áåñåäêå â êðåñëàõ ñèäèò áàðèí, ïåðåä íèì íà ñòîëèêå êîôåéíèê, â ðóêå - òðóáêà, â íîãàõ ëåæèò ëþáèìàÿ áîðçàÿ áàðèíà ïî êëè÷êå Åðîôåè÷. . . Æàðêî. . . Ñêóêîòèùà. . .
Áàðèí (ëåíèâî):
- Èâàí! Èâà-à-àí!
Ïîäõîäèò Èâàí:
- Çäåñü ÿ, áàðèí.
- Èâàí, íàñòóïè Åðîôåè÷ó íà õâîñò.
- Áàðèí, äà âû ÷òî, îí æå ìåíÿ ïîêóñàåò! Íèêàê íå ìîãó!
- Íàñòóïè, ÿ òåáå ãîâîðþ, à òî â ñîëäàòû îòïðàâëþ! Èâàí íàñòóïàåò, áîðçàÿ íà÷èíàåò åãî êóñàòü, ÷åðåç ìèíóòó âñÿ óñïîêàèâàåòñÿ. Èâàí:
- Áàðèí, íó ÿ æå ãîâîðèë - ïîêóñàåò!
Áàðèí çàäóì÷èâî:
- Äà, Èâàí. . . íå ëþáèò òåáÿ Åðîôåè÷. . .
obafanovozka
123456 2009-07-02 17:15:36
- Ñêàæè, êàê íàçûâàåòñÿ ÷åëîâåê, êîòîðûé âñå åùå ãîâîðèò, êîãäà åãî íèêòî óæå äàâíî íå ñëóøàåò?
- Ó÷èòåëü, Ìàðüÿ Èâàíîâíà!
SubyPlaveally
123456 2009-06-30 20:28:01
Whoever tries some JAgOIbzaCs1P will never be the same again. Remember it friends.
bafanovozka
123456 2009-06-29 21:17:49
- Àíòîí, ýòî òû êóðèë â êëàññå?
- Íåò, ýòî äèðåêòîð øêîëû.
- ×òî òû òàêîå ãîâîðèøü? Äèðåêòîð ó íàñ íåêóðÿùèé.
- Äà, îí äåéñòâèòåëüíî ñíà÷àëà ñîïðîòèâëÿëñÿ è òâåðäèë, ÷òî íå êóðèò,
íî íàñ áûëî ìíîãî, à îí îäèí. Êóðèë, êàê ìèëåíüêèé.
afanovozka
123456 2009-06-27 18:25:20
Ó÷èòåëüíèöà ñïðàøèâàåò Âîâî÷êó:
- Âîâî÷êà, òû ïî÷åìó â÷åðà íå ïðèøåë â øêîëó?
- Äåäóøêà îæåãè ïîëó÷èë...
- Îé! À ñåðüåçíî ïîñòðàäàë?
- Êîíå÷íî!  êðåìàòîðèè íå øóòÿò.
fanovozka
123456 2009-06-26 19:14:47
Æåíà ìóæó:
- Äîðîãîé, ïîñìîòðè, ÿ ïðèïàðêîâàëà ìàøèíó íå ñëèøêîì äàëåêî îò îáî÷èíû?
- Îò ïðàâîé èëè îò ëåâîé?
Unfargoadvand
123456 2009-06-23 22:42:59
Whoever tries some JAgOIbzaCs1P will never be the same again. Remember it friends.
chotyanovozka
123456 2009-06-23 07:41:16
Òðåòèé ÷àñ ñòîÿë âîäèòåëü Èâàíîâ ïåðåä "çåáðîé", à ïåøåõîäû âñå øëè è øëè...
http://blackstraik.ru/index30.html griexygecouri
123456 2009-06-21 00:14:08
Âåñåëî òóò ó Âàñ!Êëàññíûé ôîðóì!
http://xmult.st8.ru/ RuddyGoldSmit
no 2009-06-20 04:05:06
Äàðîâà ïàðíè è äàìû òîæ!

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